Congratu-fucking-lations

A sarcastic expression used when someone’s emotional manipulation, chaos, or victim-playing leads to a complete mess, and somehow you end up looking like the bad guy. Used when the “win” the fight, ruin the vibe, or drag the situation into drama… and your left pissed, exhausted, and slow-clapping in disbelief.

Coined by Grayson Flitcroft May 20th, 2025

“Oh, you turned breakfast and a nap into a full meltdown and I’m now the villain. Congratu-fucking-lations.”

You pushed every button I had, then got sad when I finally reacted. Congratu-fucking-lations.”

by FlittyTheJackHammer May 20, 2025

thats fucked

one of the most versatile responses ever, and basically just another way of saying thats messed up or that sucks.

Mike- yo im gonna be late to the party
Tyler- thats fucked

Lucas- yo my dad passed away bro
peter- thats fucked

by bruhfuark May 23, 2023

8 Legged Fuck

- you fence

- you debate

- you are a yankees fan

- you are a ca major

- you make shitty dad jokes

- you are an unc

- you are from new york

and last not fucking least you are from mumbai you 8 legged motherfucker

damn, shut the fuck up you 8 legged fuck

by wolly2 September 20, 2025

fuck-mergency

Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom

"There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"

by Rouge3456701 July 8, 2022

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Fuck-Fuck

A meal that most cats love to eat and is also used when the can’t won’t do something.

“Hey,my cat won’t eat it’s food what should I do,””Just give it a little Fuck-Fuck and it should be good.”

by Jericho:/ June 1, 2018

Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.

Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.

by Pop_tart._. November 12, 2018