Wack the Weed

The act of placing the roach of a pre-roll into yours or a friend’s urethra (aka Sounding) while he jacks off and blowing the smoke up the shaft.

Hey bro I just have a little left of this blunt, wanna wack the weed?

by Factsareallies May 15, 2025

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.

I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

by cruxiql July 2, 2025

the real housewives of barrett weed

these are some iconic girls who are theatre maniacs and obsessed with mean girls. They stay up until early hours in the morning being iconic and they all have a really nice friendship.

those the real housewives of barrett weed girls are so iconic!

by just a musical theatre gal May 12, 2020

Mr. weed

A nickname for that one person in your friend group who you suspect to be a homosexual.

Named after Peter griffin’s boss at the happy-go-lucky toy factory who was heavily implied-but never explicitly stated- to be gay

Friend 1: can you guys make a nickname for me that’s not a gay joke

Friend 2: sure, how about Mr. weed

Friends 1 & 3: *laughter*

Friend 2’s internal monologue: he has no idea

by 18 is a great number January 12, 2024