Spoiled Turds

When a person is constipated & takes laxatives, part of the feces that comes out is old & smells old

Something stinks, its probably those spoiled turds I let out. I have Ben constipated for a month.

by Spoiled Turds January 4, 2023

turd jouster

male homosexual

San Francisco is full of turd jousters

by DavidHChrist March 31, 2021

Turd

A word used to describe a fat smelly person

E.g Oscar is a fat turd

by Corromaster123 October 29, 2020

TURD SPIRIT

THIS IS THE TERM USED FOR THE GAS LEAKING FROM YOUR ASS ALSO KNOW AS A FART. THIS IS THE SOLE OF YOUR POOP THAT'S BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD AS THE "TURD SPIRIT". FLYING AROUND THE AIR TERRORIZING ANYONE WHO STANDS IN ITS WAY!!!

LET YOUR TURD SPIRIT BE FREE!!

by POOPMASTER G May 15, 2009

squirt turd

When your shit is brown water.

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.

by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018

as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.

“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025

Pussy Turd

A Common Colloquialism Expressing The Dissatisfaction One may Experience When Having A Baby.

A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.

Pussy Turd : "I thought she was just eating a lot but turns out it was another Pussy Turd Baby."
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?

by Dr.Butthole MD September 15, 2025