No U

The only counter to every known insult on earth, only one thing blocks you from countering a counter such as this and that is that if you say "No you" after you just got "No You'd" ur the most retarded being on this planet.

Dickhead "You Mum Gae, You got Aids, You have no friends"
You "*No U*"
*Dickhead Instintainisly melts into a pile of his own shit leaving nothing behind but a large cow pie

by 69_Kanye_For_President_69 November 03, 2020

No u

The best comeback.

Hater: I HOPE YOU DIE IN A PIT OF FIRE11!!!!!111
Me: No u

by OliviaisstephaniexD October 29, 2018

no u

Revert the attack or insult/argument that the person says.

" Yo momma gay asf. " Says Jimmy.
" no u " Tim responds.

by okwhothefuckkeepsstealingnames May 23, 2020

No u

A deflection; basically the modern version of "I know you are, but what am I?"

If you ain’t got an uno reverse card on you.. this right here.. will leave ur opponent SPEECHLESS.

Opponent: this is why no one will ever like you. You’re literally such a dumbass istg
Me: No u
Opponent: ...
Me: no u

by ayana yktv 🤪 December 31, 2019

No u

The phrase that is commonly used to end someone’s life or career

Customer: “You’re a queer”
Cashier: “no u”
Customer: *gets arrested*

by Jahseh onfroy March 11, 2018

no u

people use this to DESTROY someones life by saying 'no u'

Guy A: I bet you're adopted.

Guy B: no u
Guy A: *fucking dies*

by MM yes the BIG no u March 25, 2020

No u

The ultimate comeback for someone being completely brain dead.

Mike - “You suck at life”
Bob - “No u”
Entire School - “OOOOOOOHHHHH”

by HailingBlizzards December 27, 2018