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Rusty Lisch

Rusty Lisch was quite possibly the worst Quarterback (statistically) to start multiple games in the NFL. He was a last resort option for the Chicago Bears in 1984- he played so bad that Mike Ditka benched him and put HOF Running Back Walter Payton in as his replacement.

The name Rusty Lisch is synonymous with having your final option be so bad that you have to substitute it with an option that should not even be under consideration,
When Bill runs out of memes, Don is always a steady back up. But when Don runs out of memes- they have to rely on Jen- who typically supplies inferior memes- her memes are so bad that they would be ahead with no memes. Jen is like the Rusty Lisch of meme trading!
by King of Memes! May 26, 2025
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Rusty Pump Handle

The act of jacking a guy off using your own or his own shit as lube.
She gave him a rusty pump handle last night.
by DunchyMcButterstien April 29, 2013
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Rusty Broadsword

Post rectal coitus phalangeal manipulation of the phallic object.
Billy gave Diane the Rusty Broadsword on Saturday, she hasn't walked right since.
by Field Armorer July 28, 2023
mugGet the Rusty Broadswordmug.

Rusty Trump

the man urinates in a golden urinal while ignoring the woman who is kneeling behind him slurping his not so tidy asshole or if tidy ass called a stainless steel trump.
trump is so pompous he ignores being made out with on his asshole its called a rusty trump kids.
by santa mcrape claus December 27, 2021
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Rusty Lisch

Rusty Lisch was a NFL Quarterback who is possibly the statistically worst QB to ever habe multiple starts. When he played with the 1984 Chicago Bears, he was so bad that he was benched and replaced by a running back (HOF Walter Payton).

Jim McMahon was out for the season, Vince Evans went to the USFL, Bob Avellini was cut, Steve Fuller was hurt, I guess we have to start Rusty Lisch... oh no, another stalled drive or an interception by Rusty Lisch- we have no other choice than to put in our RB.

The term "Rusty Lisch" is used when you have run out of viable options and have to make choices that are completely substandard.
When Bill - the King of Memes - ran out of memes, Don became the starting QB of memes. When Don ran out of memes- they were stuck with Jen's lame ass memes. You can see that Jen is the Rusty Lisch of memes.
by Meme King! June 1, 2025
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Rusty Prybar

when you show them genuine kindness and offer inspiration when all they were expecting was raunchy sex
I went there for a gangbang but ended up getting a rusty prybar
by XXXRUSTYXXX March 8, 2025
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Rusty

it's when you haven't done something you really great at better than others in a long time, and you not as good as you use to be and need some practice to get back how good you use to be at it.
i'm kinda rusty now
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