Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
by Stachebra October 6, 2022
Get the Straight Fruit Ninjamug. When two people of the opposite sex partake in a close friendship simlar to that of a close female friendship.
by BisharpWarrior September 23, 2018
Get the Borderline-Straight Friendshipmug. When one apologises to another, typically one of African-American origin, and promises to either 1. change what they did, or 2. not do what they did again, the second person would use this phrase to make sure the first understands that he doesn't have power.
by Riyontakesnoshit May 11, 2016
Get the damn straight foolmug. when several girls in you're class go in to a small bathroom in school and come out laughing or clapping their hands
Boy1: hahahahah you girls are so lesbian for going in to that small bathroom
girl13: NO, we where only talking
girl9: yeah exactly
girl3: YOU KNOW WE ARE STRAIGHT RIGHT?
boy3: yeah yeah, you're the "straight" girls in the class
girl13: NO, we where only talking
girl9: yeah exactly
girl3: YOU KNOW WE ARE STRAIGHT RIGHT?
boy3: yeah yeah, you're the "straight" girls in the class
by i'm straight i promise March 5, 2020
Get the the "straight" girls in the classmug. A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.
Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.
Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.
Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.
by MamMas12 May 20, 2019
Get the Straight Alabama Markmug. A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.
by giddyup_gansta June 27, 2011
Get the Straight-legged shitmug. When you are attracted to someone that is the opposite gender.
Someone that isn't trans in anyway, shape, or form, and was born THAT gender.
AKA, a normal person.
Someone that isn't trans in anyway, shape, or form, and was born THAT gender.
AKA, a normal person.
Don't use Super Straight, making a new term to play pretend with trannies isn't okay.
Just say you're a normal person.
Just say you're a normal person.
by trollface992 March 15, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug.