Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.

During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)

by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023

My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014

smoke a turbo

to smoke a ciggarette

hey man lets smoke a turbo

by Jesse Stanley February 13, 2008

Not Smoke

A period of time which one takes to "not smoke".

Verity left the dinner table to go outside and have a "not smoke".

by Bug1995 December 22, 2019

national share a smoke day

the day to share your smokes with our mates

“guy its national share a smoke day today giz us one of dem”

“haha ofc bro”

by sesh lads October 17, 2022

Chief smokes on foil

Some one who smokes drugs on tin foil to get high

The office guy Chief smokes on foil had to leave work early today. They were running a by one get one free special on Tim foil at Costco.

by Steveclarksleepster July 03, 2024

Smoking a potato

Secret way to describe homosexual butt sex.

I was smoking a potato with Austin last night.

by POTATOSMOKER May 22, 2019