Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.
Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025
Get the Smoking the moosemug. by FABEJBHUNT November 23, 2021
Get the Smoke you in front of your girlmug. Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."
by JanesBestFriend May 2, 2023
Get the Baptism by smokemug. It's when get in a fight with one of your opps and you shoot them and that's where the smoke part comes in. The gun is smoking and they just got smoked.
Guy 1: Did you hear those gunshots last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, he tried running smoke with some gang members.
Guy 2: Yeah, he tried running smoke with some gang members.
by IllRunSmokeWithYou July 10, 2021
Get the Running Smokemug. by Chillinvibes February 11, 2010
Get the Smoke Funkmug. The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.
I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.
by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022
Get the Smoking the hogmug. by Lil Quandaruis 419 June 27, 2022
Get the Smoke Igbomug.