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Skamokawa Milk Shot

All of your uncle dads and hot step brothers gather in a circle just off East Valley Road and make themselves cum only by milking their prostate, meaning no hands on their penis at any time during the milking process. Everyone shoots their gunk at the shot glass their Aunt Patsy won at a Bingo in '87 & the last one to self milk has to take the shot before the neighbor's sex toy/pet Opossum gets to it.
Hey Cletus! Uncle pap-pap just blew the shoe horn for everyone to meet up for the Skamokawa Milk Shot. Bring your butt tool.
by ryandainjur November 4, 2021
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Pandora’s Milk Carton

Pandora’s Milk Carton is when you put an entire school lunch in a full carton of school skim choccy milk it is extremely disgusting
My Friend made Pandora’s Milk Carton in the School Cafeteria, it was so disgusting.
by Za hando May 18, 2021
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milk frother army

milk frother army is a community is a community of individuals who love milk frothers
I am honored to be apart of the milk frother army!
by aisugdj9173)48:! May 20, 2021
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Lon Lon Milk

A drink containing THC that will get you high asf. This drink is made by boiling bongs in milk so the resin will dissolve into the milk. This is usually done by desperate people.
"Hey after we smoke the rest of this bowl, would you like to make a gallon of lon lon milk?"
by Rub3rpu3r June 8, 2021
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milking the prostate

when and if a pregnant woman rubs her breasts upward/downward and inside the asscrack of her lover or sexual partner. (strait orientation)
and so she continued to satisfy me in bed with new sexual positions like milking the prostate with her tits up and down my ass
by cam-o flazsh July 4, 2011
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aged like milk

A phrase that looks fine, but years later becomes basically irrelevant.
(Trump wins in 2016)
"Maybe it won't be so bad."

4 years later

Dang, that aged like milk.
by BokuWaBoingo January 19, 2021
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