When your best friend mharc not mark, wears glasses and meets nerds, takes them off and says "UMMMMM, actually am not a nerd"
Mharc No-Nerd-
JJ-"Guys have a nerd off"
Guys-"Bet"
Mharc-*Takes glasses off* "UMMMMM, actually am not a nerd!"
JJ-"Guys have a nerd off"
Guys-"Bet"
Mharc-*Takes glasses off* "UMMMMM, actually am not a nerd!"
by Reizirth December 11, 2024

Nerd stands for Never Ending Reading Disorder. In other words nerds are people who love reading and want to never stop reading.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm reading. DUH
Person 1: Hey guys, This guy is a nerd, you hear that a NERD!!!!!!!
Person 2: I'm reading. DUH
Person 1: Hey guys, This guy is a nerd, you hear that a NERD!!!!!!!
by Captain Blackbeard Kidd October 31, 2019

Greeting used by German politician Philipp Amthor, becoming a meme after being used by German YouTuber Rezo.
by stream hey tayo August 2, 2022

Esentially a woman that is out of options and instead of fuckboys is looking for nerds to sustain her (and often her child) financially and emocionally. Usually such woman is over or close to her 30's because in her 20's she used to party do drugs and dissolve her brain in alcohol. One day she realises she achieved nothing and either has no children or the father went out to buy some milk, so she decides to find a clueless nerd and claim that she's interested in "nerdy" stuff like watching Harry Potter or Avengers in order to trap him in a relationship with her.
P1: Look at her Tinder profile, says she's a 29-yo nerd because she plays Sims, watches movies like Avengers and her favouite movies are recent Star Wars movies.
P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.
P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.
by Pan Cogito July 19, 2021

by complete fuckup October 15, 2018

When a friend or acquaintance makes a reference to a widely known fantasy, or otherwise nerdy realm, and it just doesn’t hit.
Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.
Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.
Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.
by CactusInAHat April 20, 2024

this description applies to anyone who dedicates over half their life to video games (including titles such as halo 3)
Christine is a total Nerd/Geek ! All she does in her free time is play halo 3 while lounging back in a chair eating cheeto's and milk duds.
by Robert Jensens March 31, 2008
