The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016
by SpeedCoilMessi February 28, 2023
A nickname used for the popular celebrity (except no one celebrates him) Mark Zuckerburg, the creator of Facebook, Instagram (partially), Oculus, and the newly made "Threads" app. People use the term to mock him and make fun of him.
You can get a 25 dollar off Oculus gift card just by referring someone an Oculus! So you're basically taking 25 dollars from Mark Zuckmyballs. -Ben Rowlands
by Eddieisnotcrazy November 07, 2023
If you know a person called mark Saunders he probably has your wife and kids in his basement. His son also likes it up the bum
by Ned Saunders July 03, 2020
by halalbe May 30, 2017
Welcome to the worst school you will ever hear about. A school where the class of 2020 has the most fakes in the entire world (especially in one home room where one girl had her nudes seen by every 8th grader last year). Oh and don’t forget a shit faculty. Horrible teachers. Classes that you won’t ever use in your life time. Teachers has shit grading skills. Unfair dress code. And a p.e. Teacher who gives you pedophile vibes
Someone: “what school do you go to”
Someone: “st mark the evangelist”
that one girl: “I go to that school and everyone has seen my nudes!”
Someone: “st mark the evangelist”
that one girl: “I go to that school and everyone has seen my nudes!”
by 1234488382828283 September 15, 2019
by Jusgejudi April 11, 2021