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by Pocket Jake March 14, 2021
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jake

green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t

lemmy award winner
"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."
by BritishAlmond February 21, 2023
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Jake

Very White guy who has no problem getting all up in your business and rubbing his massive ding dong. The girls can't stay off his massive pecker which is blindingly huge.
"hey have you been cheating on me with Jake?"
"hell the fuck yea, that guy has got a massive dong.
by Saxguy219 October 8, 2019
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Jake

Kinda knows how to to snowboard. And he plows an 18 year old in front of a x20 year old. But all that matters is he gets $ss. And he bombed Pakistan in '09. And he won. Thumb war.
Jake and Abraham Lincoln.
by Rachel Beck Mason January 7, 2022
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Jake

Most likely a massive cunt who lost all his friends because he prioritises his new girlfriend cover his close friends. The girl may only like him for his appearance in some cases
My friend is turning into such a Jake I hate it.
by fat jungo March 3, 2019
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Jake Grimshaw

by Patrick abatement May 26, 2022
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Jake Gardner

Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes
by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020
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