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Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)

N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.
A: See this definition.

B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."
by deficiency_of_damn June 19, 2011
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Zero G internet

When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book
Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.
by Gakkuri August 23, 2020
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internet

dude 1: Hey, have you checked out the internet?
dude 2: It's a big truck
by African Leader May 26, 2019
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Reliable internet source

It's that one guy on reddit with like 50 medals (or something because we forgot whatever system they have there). do not dare question the word of the lord
Person 1: i seriously doubt that tortoises discovered original rock music. Who even told you that

Person 2: i have a very reliable internet source

Person 1: omg sorry i never should've doubted you
by Loonytoons606 May 24, 2025
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Internet Trans

When you go on the internet for a long time and become unaware of what you're reading, but still are switching web pages at a normal pace
I was went in an Internet Trans, and found myself on www.aol.com
by fetimaster567 July 18, 2011
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Internet

The world's largest repository of pornographic content.
Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!
by Longer September 10, 2018
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Internet Stain

An annoying, eyesoar of a post that literally pertains to absolutely no one and serves no purpose.
Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.
by Resolve Internet Stains April 19, 2018
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