the act of kissing with tongue while laying on top of the person recieving the kiss. hands on chest are optional.
Dave: did you her that John gave Amanda French CPR, I heard she was blacked out and he woke her back up!
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.
Michael: dude, thats called sexual assault.
by WhyWouldYouPostThis December 31, 2021
Get the French CPRmug. A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021
Get the French fry bonermug. The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose
by B Lo-ki May 7, 2021
Get the French Impalemug. Girl 1: I met this crazy French girl who didn't want to speak English even though she could.
Girl 2: What do you expect? She's a French fucktard.
Girl 2: What do you expect? She's a French fucktard.
by BadDaddy99 December 19, 2023
Get the French fucktardmug. a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted
by bluebear July 30, 2024
Get the what the french toastmug. by sheriff_cahill September 5, 2008
Get the french teamug. The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.
by R.j. Berger March 1, 2021
Get the Side saddle french butlermug.