pumpin your grease gun

1. Another way of saying masturbating. Used with the few people who live in a small town called Randlett, Oklahoma. Population: 430

"Hey Billy from across the stoop, You pumpin your grease gun over there, save your energy for your cousin Daisy out in the yonder"

by kuntry6969 June 27, 2016

Cinnamon Guns

cinnamon buns in the shape of guns.

"Mom, I invited Jesse and Todd to the party tonight, can you whip up a batch of your famous cinnamon guns?

by tylerjosephjoshdun21 April 2, 2025

Machine Gun

A sex act where you have a threesome with an ATF agent's mother and wife, preferably rapidly and without a condom.

Did you hear the ATF raided Jim after he bragged about how he did a machine gun?

by Peg Your Dad for Christ March 24, 2022

you son of a gun!

something jajoo would say

HEY YOU SON OF A GUN!

by chingchinglinglong December 27, 2021

wine gun

A wine gun is a AK47 that you fill with wine mostly used at party’s.

Random dude: YO TIMMY COULD YOU PASS THE WINE GUN?
Timmy: I got you (proceeds to accidentally shoot him in the head)

by Ur local gal September 20, 2021

gun scare

The freaking out by someone at the sight of an object which may be or may not be a "gun".

Arrest made in gun scare off Highway 32

by Yatasaurus November 15, 2016

anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.

"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"

by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024