Ethan Crafton

Ethan Crafton is a bad baseball player. His entire personality usually revolves around his best friend. He tells his family they are just friends…but we know the truth…other than that he is great…sometimes…

Ethan Crafton is a hairy narwhal.

by Ethan Crafton hater May 24, 2023

Ethan

a fucking fatass (nipple)

person 1: damn have you seen that fatass nipple?
person 2: oh you mean Ethan?

by scraghp December 21, 2024

Ethan

Ethan is that really dumb kid that always wants rot be in the center of attention. He will always want attention, and is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He smells like a toilet walking around all day, and you shouldn’t be friends with him. This is a warning. Don’t hang out with an Ethan.

Hey guys, I got a 78 on my test! My mom will get me something from McDonalds!

No one cares, Ethan. Go take a bath.

by JacksonTheFortniteGod September 24, 2020

ethan

I LOVE ETHAN SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK IM LITERALLY BAWLING MY EYES OUT RN. ETHAN IS THE MOST SWEETEST GUY EVER BUT ALSO REALLY BITCHY TO HIS FAMILY MEMBERS BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES I LOVE ETHAN. (he doesn’t know me cuz he’s my hallway crush.)

Girl 1: yo look it’s ethan
me: OMG WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK GOOD OMG ITS ETHAN I LOVE ETHAN I WISH I WAS I HIS ARMS RN
girl 1: ok

by ilovefrankocean123 October 19, 2023

Ethan rivera

This is the best bop in the world and he has sex all day long

ethan rivera fuck it’s so big

by kkkthatstheklkluxklan May 23, 2024

mark and ethan

the beloveds, the heroes, but are strangely obsessed with the other getting hurt

“do you like mark and ethan?”

“yes ofc”

by unus annus my beloved November 25, 2021

Ethan Hart

Someone who loves Pan with his whole heart

person 1: “is that girl pan single?”
person 2: “no, she’s ethan harts “

by beautifulgirl101010101 October 29, 2025