by Rxking91 February 9, 2018
Get the The Christian Combomug. Like Christian Keyes and Eva Marcille, the celebrity couple who keeps it popping! #Eva and Christian
by Chazard04 December 9, 2024
Get the Eva and Christianmug. The most confusing person you'll ever meet, calls everybody including his own parents a "Bot" but constantly do the most lamest shit, assumes for absolutely no reason, has extremely bad skin to the point where its hard for him to put on lotion, say or do unnecessary things for no reason and thinks it's funny.
Christian is a bot
by Karen 2.0 November 22, 2021
Get the Christianmug. 
christian has a lil peen
by lil peen gang May 20, 2019
Get the christianmug. 
Christian is a funny guy, he says stupid things all the time but being around him makes you fall in love with him instantly! He don’t know how to kiss but with a good female by his side will improve that. He’s always focused on himself. When he’s in a relationship age really matters to him. He wants a female for love not there body which is why girls fall for him. He will FaceTime you every night and say the sweetest things. He will even fall asleep on the phone with you & continues the conversation in the morning. He will even sing to you on the phone & make sure you can hear him. He will take you to the movie & he in the most uncomfortable passion ever just to be cuddled up with you. He will pick a scary movie to watch but he’s a little chicken shit. He will act like he don’t wanna be around or with you but when you try to leave he gets all sensitive. He’s a keeper & if you have you a Christian keep him!!
Girl: they are so cute together! You can tell he really loves her!
Girl 2: yeah that’s Christian & his girlfriend for over a year now.
Girl 2: yeah that’s Christian & his girlfriend for over a year now.
by Do not put your real name October 8, 2019
Get the Christianmug.