scary bird

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scarybirds today exposed .... with their brand of kick ass no nonsense straight talking

scary bird by Rhiannon Hill February 24, 2005

McCarter Bird 

A large, human-like bird, usually bald, who lives in the northern Massachusetts area and squaks loudly while flapping his arms. Wears a funny hat and is obsessed with toilets.

"Did you hear that? What the hell was that?"
"Oh, just the McCarter Bird."

McCarter Bird by Scout March 24, 2005

butter bird

when one applies shay butter to a males penis with its mouth

Big Bird had such bad chaffing, Jerry gave him a butter bird to relieve the pain.

butter bird by DP201092 November 8, 2010

minching the bird 

The act of licking a vaginal region.

origin: Eurotrash porn mags
example: "That dirty bloke minched my bird until half-eleven"

minching the bird by Oke Dizzle May 15, 2005

pull a dirty bird 

This is where a man is at the bar buying a woman drinks and another man swoops in and takes the drunk woman home for sex without spending a single dollar. While pulling a dirty bird one could add insult to injury by doing the infamous Atlanta Falcons Dirty Bird dance to celebrate.

If you are out at the bar and notice a dirty bird type woman accepting free drinks from another man, one could swoop in and pull a dirty bird on the dirty bird.

pull a dirty bird by pornopilot August 21, 2008

J-Bird 

a jew

He is picking up quarters from the floor, what a J-Bird

J-Bird by rainbows+unicorns August 7, 2011

dodo bird 

Someone who starts sleeping with another person and then falls for them although they know they are just sex buddies

That girl is such a dodo bird, he told her he just wanted to have fun. She was just a booty call and she caught feelings.

dodo bird by grumpy10 April 24, 2011