prostate snake

A dick stuck in your ass.

Jimmy: Dude, I have a prostate snake, HALP.
Beth: Use more lube.

by Prostate Snake April 22, 2015

Dilly Snake

A snake that lives inside your shoe and damages your foot. Typically found in Alabama

Gurben: "Ey billey theres a dilly snake in my shoe dargit!"
Billy: "As such in our cuntrey."

by John Cront December 2, 2018

Drain snake turd

When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake

Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?

by Fuc biden May 27, 2021

snakes

A snake is a person that is only trying to defend themselves with their poison. everybody goes into survival mode sometimes, just like the snake. Usually they don't bite you unless you mess with them first. Watch more animal planet. Learn more shit.

The snakes bit back when that person grabbed their tail.

by poopballs5000 December 9, 2018

Snake

KSI

"KSI is a snake"

by Yugyeomie October 25, 2020

Rachel the snake

This girl will tell you the tests are hard AF but she scores a 99% on it while everyone else gets 50%.

She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.

The test was so hard even Rachel the snake failed it.

by eliemerson November 1, 2018

Jaffa Snake

A pasty and sickly looking ginger chav

with Brady eyes who will likely steal anything from an e-cig to his own sisters virginity, and then stab you in the back.

"You wanna chill with Connor pal?"

"Na, don't trust him, man looks like a Jaffa Snake"

by Pom123 April 8, 2022