Andrew

Also known as "Big Dick Billy". All the girls are in love with him, all the boys want to be him. He's rich, good-looking, intelligent and popular. He can be cocky and abrasive, but he cares an insane amount about his friends and family and will do anything to protect him. You may not like Andrew at first, but once you get to know him, you'll see how good he can be to his loved ones.

Random Person: Oh, Andrew he's a dick
Andrew's Friend: If only you really knew him

by Lord Hakai November 24, 2021

Andrew

Has the personality of a house plant. Their sense of humor is non-existent, remember, house plant. Listens to Mmm-Bop on repeat while showering and eats stale cereal with water for breakfast. Likes to go to dog parks (with no dog) to purposely step in dog poop. Will show up at random birthday parties at public parks claiming to be the real father of the child who's birthday it is. Does not cover their mouth when coughing and sneezes directly into the pathway of other people. And if other people sneeze around them, they yell "shut the fuck up" instead of bless you. Always pees on the toilet seat and does not wipe. Spits against the wind when riding their bike. Their clothing style is usually spot on though, so I guess there's that going for them.

Who is that guy over there? He smells like shit, has dry spit on his face, and told me to shut the fuck up when I sneezed.
Oh, that's Andrew.

by AlwaysSunnyinmyAsshole November 24, 2021

Andrew

This is a guy who is sweet and caring a guy who will stay up all night with you. A guy who will make/buy you things just bc he was thinking of you. This is a guy with soft brown hair and a glowing smile. He will put up with your emotions and pick you up after you trip over nothing.

People: Your dating Andrew?

Her: Yes I am

People: Your lucky I wish I had an Andrew

Her: ik

by That"short"brunette November 24, 2021

Andrew

He's your God

Andrew

by N8te November 23, 2021

Andrew

It's a fucking name

His name is Andrew

by Hey there hi there November 23, 2021

Andrew Salter

To take something pure and potent, give it status, make it cool and share it with the masses.

You’ve done an Andrew Salter

by Feeling Nuts November 23, 2021

Andrew

An introverted person to some, yet wild extrovert to others. Very kind hearted to those he cares about yet can be an absolute menace if you get on his bad side. Will dick down a girl the right way, is always really lit with his friends. Can smoke an ungodly amount of weed and if he does other drugs will outdo you in any. Absolute party animal yet really chill when you get to know him. people that don't know him that well will probably think he's a dick honestly but he's not

guy 1: Wow Andrew is really cool bruh
guy 2: yeah bruh he is lit

by Not Andrew Rees November 23, 2021