Long john

A very very long sausage

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I have a long long john

by Big chungus December 28, 2018

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Long John

The cutest ferret in the world

“Long John stop biting my toes!” “Where’s Long John? Oh he’s in the drawers”

by sxccubxs June 26, 2018

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Ling the Long

A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.

Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)

Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.

by Sibah Hameed January 13, 2025

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The Long

Something that takes longer to read, watch, or write
Usually taking more than 2 hours

Someone who has achieved reading, watching, or writing said long thing

Have you achieved The Long yet?

Have you become one with the Long?

by Link Linkus Binkus January 15, 2022

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