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Charlie

Charlie is the most annoying person you will find. He is someone who pretends not to be gay when he is. He is a massive lightweight when it comes to alcohol and weights, his arms are like spaghetti. He would have a 2 inch pinch and would be proud of it. His mum would be a milf and is extremely hot. He is a massive simp and has the most annoying laugh known to man and is also known to have the clap
Izzy: Look over there it’s Charlie

Sasha: Oh no we better hide
by CharlieSmallPeePee June 1, 2020
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Charli D'amelio

An American Tik Tokker, who got famous for because people didn't understand the hype when she made Tik Tok Dances. She is also said to have started the new era of TikTok, that is exclusively about dances and sexualising young women (and men).
Charli D'amelio is now 16, and that is the legal drinking age in some countries, watch out she might drink some of that redbull vodka
by ImEssIguess May 2, 2020
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Pee Pop In The Charlie

a fake british slang phrase coined by myself
"Pee Pop in the Charlie! We are in quite the pickle!" - British Person
by jacksons2000 February 10, 2023
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Chummy Charlie

A person, specifically a man, who reeks of a fishy, rotten smell, usually coming from between his legs.
man, my neighbor is a total chummy charlie, i can smell it when we talk!
by ChunkyRot October 20, 2025
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Charlie Panattoni

A truly kind human and overall well-liked, 6'3 high school freshmen and is incredibly hadsome.
Nathan: Holy guacamole did you see how much Charlie Panattoni grew?

Mark: Jeez yeah I saw, he's way teller than us now.
by City Boy75 December 20, 2023
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Charlie

Probably one of the most interesting people you will come across are named Charlie. Charlies can be anything really. They are like an infinite entity that exists for the sole purpose of complexity. They confuse people, but help those understand things they can’t. They make people feel uncomfortable, but yet they can thrive in social environments. So much so many Charlie’s are manipulative to themselves and others. Most Charlies end up driving themselves mad or insane. They can be extremely beneficial to your life or extremely dangerous. A mad Charlie usually means your in serious trouble, but a mad Charles means you are gonna die. Most Charlies are obsessed with being unexpected. To best bond with a Charlie you must challenge them, and pretend to understand what they are talking about.

Most Charlies end up being the following
1. Cult leaders

2. Billionaires who lead illegal business

3. Con artists
4. CEOs
5. Confusing underground artists
6. Manipulative lawyers
7. Presidents

8. Theologians
9. Or dead

In conclusion understanding the limits of a Charlie may just be the hardest question to answer for mankind. Most Charlies don’t understand it themselves.
Charlie: “I think I’m gonna do _____”
Person: “you can’t do _____”
Charlie: “Watch me do _____”

Charlie: “Y’all ever just see like visions?”
Person: “wym.”
Charlie: “like for some weird reason, I feel like you gonna die in 45 hours, 38min, and 24 seconds from now”

Charlie: “strange right?”

Nobody:
Charlie at 3:34am:

“ enim sunt motus.
mox sumus.
qui non claudunt oculos eligendum.
cum nobis necesse est celare tenebris.
superficiem non prius in lucem.”
by Wowthat’scrazybrother December 5, 2019
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