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Turd burglar

Its an old superstition about A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021
mugGet the Turd burglarmug.

Disk Turds

A series of files that are spread throughout a storage device(s) that serve no purpose or are depreciated.
Those files are simply Disk Turds from an app we no longer use, you can delete them.
by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 17, 2024
mugGet the Disk Turdsmug.

Spoiled Turds

When a person is constipated & takes laxatives, part of the feces that comes out is old & smells old
Something stinks, its probably those spoiled turds I let out. I have Ben constipated for a month.
by Spoiled Turds January 4, 2023
mugGet the Spoiled Turdsmug.

squirt turd

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.
by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018
mugGet the squirt turdmug.

as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.
“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”
by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025
mugGet the as thick as a Boxing Day turdmug.

Pussy Turd

A Common Colloquialism Expressing The Dissatisfaction One may Experience When Having A Baby.

A human baby. Made from the nutrition the mother consumes and developed over a 9 month period (typically)
written usually as Pussy Turd or Pussy-Turd, but can also be expressed as Pturd, the "P" being silent in this instance.
Pussy Turd : "I thought she was just eating a lot but turns out it was another Pussy Turd Baby."
to which one is traditionally expected to reply with Pturds slightly drawing out the word whilst slowly shaking their head. (Usually left to right, but can also be up and down. *Context Depending ) / Did you just call your son a Pussy-Turd?
by Dr.Butthole MD September 15, 2025
mugGet the Pussy Turdmug.

Internet Turd

Someone or some group of people on the internet with less than 100k subs who thinks their opinions matter, so they make unnecessarily long videos explaining their opinion, to whom nobody will ever hear, or care about.
Person 69: I just saw an internet turd in my pornhub recommendations
Person 70: Why are you on pornhub
by UARDEDNOTBIGSOUPRICE March 29, 2022
mugGet the Internet Turdmug.

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