turd snarffer

One who snarfs all the turds.

"Omg, did you see that guy, Noah?!"
"Lol, yeah he is such a turd snarffer!"

by noodlesss October 19, 2014

Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them

Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal

by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022

Slur turd

A slur that fundamentally works the same way as “sh*t twinkler”

Also defined as a person with active diarrhea

“ITS BURNING OH GOD PLEASE SAVE ME I FEEL LIKE A SLUR TURD”

A person with chronic unstable and unstoppable mind shattering diarrhea slur turd

by Space4kraken June 10, 2025

Turd-filtered

When you have a turd in the chamber, and you fart, and the fart squeaks around the turd and takes on an extra pungent aroma.

- God damn that fart stinks to high heaven!
- Yeah, that’s because it’s turd-filtered.

by ProudGooner6969 June 12, 2025

Turd abominator

Ty Ty. Aka tsunami

You’re being a real turd abominator

by Nerdnerdnerd69 September 11, 2022

Cum Turd

The phrase “Cum Turd” refers to when you take a dump and feel way better afterwards.

“Dude, I just laid a major cum turd in the guest bathroom. I feel like I just lost ten pounds.”

by 0s0r0 December 07, 2024

Turd Handler

Another name for a Dirty Handler (someone who touches you sexually while you're shitting or peeing)

Stop playing with my shit, you turd handler!

Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.

by RubyGazelle December 13, 2022