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Meat Shower

Meat shower is a phrase that was coined by an accidental predictive texting accident. Is now used to describe mutton, beef and lamb in dresses. Also used in conjunction with pork log, and squirrel nuts.

a.k.a the Lady Gaga meat dress incident
Did you see Lady Gaga in that dress? yeah man looks like she took a meat shower.
by Pork Log October 1, 2010
mugGet the Meat Showermug.

blackmans meat

heroin addicted looking white girl that dates black men
she looks like blackmans meat
by jo turner March 4, 2004
mugGet the blackmans meatmug.

man meat

Describing a man's penis
Hey, did you see that guy's two inches of rock hard man meat?
by prisonkeeper December 5, 2009
mugGet the man meatmug.

Kosher Meat

Animals are killed without pain killers, while completely consious, swinging by one ev, via only one permitted ceremonial slice. takes about 15 min.
"milky way candy bars are not kosher since they have non kosher pig, cow, and horse skin in their nougat (gelatin), and they have milk in their chocolate"
by Dr. Dreidel May 15, 2003
mugGet the Kosher Meatmug.

Meat hole

The word meat hole is another word for shit hole or arse hole. It is used mostly in Salisbury, Wiltshire UK where local gringo use it as a insult towards people. i.e are you going to put a sausage in your meathole again tonight?
by hardcore-central.net November 7, 2009
mugGet the Meat holemug.

Meat Flood

You are fucking a diseased, underachieved slut bucket in the shitter, and then all of the sudden she releases her bowels causing her to shit corn chowder out both ends of her asshole. You are so shocked, so petrified, that it gives you a strange turn-on, which causes you to keep fucking that filthy, stool stained can.
Oh damn, this stupid hoe just had a meat flood. Oh well, guess I'll just keep fucking.
by Somebody March 31, 2005
mugGet the Meat Floodmug.

taco-meat

Beaded-up hair on the human body. Most commonly found underneth the chin and on the front and back of the neck.
You need to shave all that damn taco-meat from under your chin.
by gregory June 9, 2003
mugGet the taco-meatmug.

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