Mental Internet

the suffering from the Alt in Alter Ego by getting crushed by an excavator

Chihiro has problems from Mental Internet

by Armadillo Stomach November 16, 2021

Internet Exile

A person who exiles them from a group, community, or the internet as a whole amidst drama they may or may not be associated with, or due to mental health reasons. This can also be a result of one being Cancelled.

I haven't heard from Jason on twitter in a while. Must have become an Internet Exile.

by hhhgregg2 July 21, 2022

the internet zone

similar to 'the friend zone'
but you actually just don't really wanna hang out with this person in real life, so you just talk to them online

*over fb messenger*

'wanna hang out? we've only ever really talked online...'
'uhh, nah, i'm not feeling like it right now'

*thinks to self* 'am i in the internet zone?'

by xtinaok March 10, 2015

the internet

A series of tubes that has cat videos in 'em.

Person: Let's go to the internet to watch some cat videos

by HZ231 September 12, 2025

Internet Marketer

People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.

Jason: Hey, I've heard you're an internet marketer?
Me: Yea! Sign-up on me , no BS! *evil laugh*

by professional heckler November 26, 2017

Internet Badass Syndrome

An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.

It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.

If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.

by q359 July 25, 2023

Internet Inventory

A set of collection of one’s internet assets or value gathered in order to assist transfer of online rights.

value gathered in order to assist transfer of online rights is internet inventory

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013