Rusty Guitar

The act of licking a females anal opening while reaching around and fingering her, resembling the act of playing a guitar. Somewhat like the Rusty Trombone

Non-Bro: Yo bro! I just rusty guitar'd that chick, it was insane!

Other guy: Yo you're sick man!

by SkunkBoi August 25, 2011

Rusty Bayonette

When a woman is impregnated while participating in anal intercourse... Details are left to the imagination.

Bro 1: Dude, you know that girl Rachel?
Bro 2: Yeah man, I heard she got knocked up!
Bro 1: Yeah, and she said that I'm the father, but I just Butt-fucked her, since she had a nasty Kraken Snatch
Bro 2: you must have pulled a rusty bayonette!

by arr1029384756 September 6, 2011

Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 12, 2011

Rusty melodica

Giving a rimjob while simultaneously fingering a girl.
The female version of the rusty trombone

"I heard that shes into some freaky shit, so I gave her the rusty melodica"

by AVelociraptor November 15, 2018

rusty soviet

its when a group of guys fuck someone in the ass with a gun to their head.

we pulled a Rusty Soviet on homeboy when he wouldn't let the gang use his bakery to make bread for the hood.

by jimmyjohnsbqqandgravy December 2, 2018

Rusty Drain pipe

The act of urinating inside his/her anus and they stand up and let it drain on you.

Last night, Stacy gave my a rusty drain pipe.

by Buccos26 December 8, 2018

Rusty-joe

Great guy can be an ass sometimes but then makes up for it

that guy is such a rusty-joe

by dbdeshadowmifwa July 14, 2017