by Mango.le July 2, 2018

A term for masterbation that is usually used as a code to keep in quiet so people will think your talking about "the holidays"
Kevin closed the door 🚪 smiling. 1 minute later the door swung open. His mother caught him christmas fanning in the bathroom. She quickly closed the door covering her eyes.
by Eddie kaspbrak 🎈 December 19, 2017

dany is parker's biggest fan
by busbys January 2, 2021

A sports fan who only supports a team, because they are currently playing well, and will usually jump from one team to another if they start to lose. They usually know nothing about them, or their history, and will usually make up lame excuses for supporting them such as liking their name or logo.
Person A: I am a New York sports fan, you?
Person B: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Pittsburgh Penguins, Houston Astros, Philadelphia Eagles, Houston Rockets, and Toronto FC, you?
Person A: Interesting. Can you name atleast 3 players from these teams, besides Star Players, and why you support those teams?
Person B: Sure I can. Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato! I support them because they have cool logos!
Person A: I see, you're a bandwagon fan. Well then, good luck this year.
Person B: Well, I'm a huge fan of the Pittsburgh Penguins, Houston Astros, Philadelphia Eagles, Houston Rockets, and Toronto FC, you?
Person A: Interesting. Can you name atleast 3 players from these teams, besides Star Players, and why you support those teams?
Person B: Sure I can. Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato! I support them because they have cool logos!
Person A: I see, you're a bandwagon fan. Well then, good luck this year.
by SilverishGoldNova May 25, 2018

by the humain with a head May 6, 2020

I was in so much ecstasy when SHIT HITS THE FAN. as the best part is the DRYING EFFECT AND THE SHIT FUMES together.
by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 19, 2021

by Sottai vijay May 9, 2022
