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Straight Fruit Ninja

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
by Stachebra October 6, 2022
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straight gangsta-mack

Being at peak quality or climax of excellence and greatness.
I'm straight gangsta-mack at this shidazzle!

That feller and his chums are straight gangsta-mack!

That's not very straight gangsta-mack of you.
by Mista Chopstix (Glyphic) April 9, 2022
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Straight off the grid

A term originally used to describe somebody who hasn't been paying their taxes due to reasons like Living in a tent in the woods but has gained an ironic secondary meaning to describe rich people who haven't been paying their fair share of taxes since they are not actually living "off the grid" they are just using loopholes to get out of paying income tax.
Jeff Bezos is living straight off the grid

Trump paid $750 in taxes this year, he's been living straight off the grid
by Galacticgabe November 30, 2020
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pulled a straight boy

(V)

When a guy treated someone with a level of disrespect that can only come from a lifetime of having the entitlement of a stereotypical straight man

Can also be used in relation to proving the so -called ‘straightness’ of a boy when their sexuality is questioned

e.g. the boy in question acted with such disrespect and selfishness that he has to be straight
1 -So what happened last night with your boyfriend?

- oh we had sex for the first time and then he pulled a straight boy and broke it off right after he came

2- listen i think this solves it... joe pulled a straight boy on me

-there’s no way that kid is such a closet case

-no I swear it’s true he literally non consensually felt up my boobs in like a sexual way and then called me an easy slut in an unironic way

-okay yeah that’s like the straightest boy thing you can do I agree now
by Attenchinho March 3, 2021
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straight-edge stoner

Someone who looks like they are on drugs but in reality has never done drugs before
Guy 1: hey you look high can I have some?
Guy 2: I'm a straight-edge stoner, I have never done drugs
by My aunt thinks I'm high June 19, 2023
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Super Straight

When you are attracted to someone that is the opposite gender.
Someone that isn't trans in anyway, shape, or form, and was born THAT gender.

AKA, a normal person.
Don't use Super Straight, making a new term to play pretend with trannies isn't okay.
Just say you're a normal person.
by trollface992 March 15, 2021
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straight with gay tendencies

Girl: "I'm straight with gay tendencies."
Boy: "So you're bi."
by tacolovescookie October 2, 2011
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