Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob where the giver has a mouth full of dip.

Example 1:

Guy 1: She gave me head, but she had a mouth full of Skoal.
Guy 2: Oh man, she gave you a Sloppy Dallas.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Billy Jim offered me a blowjob for some Taco Bell, but he has dip in his mouth.
Guy 2: Ah hell man, that would have been one helluva Sloppy Dallas.

by Eli Witty October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A sexual favor given by your girl involving her packing a fat lip and then proceeding to suck you off

"Hey Matt, you in the mood for a Sloppy Dallas?"
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."

by The Pillsbury Doughboy Laugh October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

She gave him a sloppy dallas.

by cappuccinello October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The Sloppy Dallas refers to a blowjob given with a mouthful of dip, common to the rednecks of Texas.

Bro my sister gave the fattest Sloppy Dallas last night. I had Dip spit all over my sheets.

by Bukkaketreat October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Yo I got a sloppy Dallas from my girl last night

by Joe_jo3 October 16, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blow job given by somebody with a mouth full of tobacco.

"She gave me a sloppy dallas last night. It looked like there were lawn clippings up my shaft."

by therevfoREVer October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blow job with a mouth full of dip

Greg: “wanna give me a sloppy Dallas?”
Martha: “greg, we’ve been divorced for 3 years. Go away!”
Greg: “...so is that a yes?”

by Conk Adonk October 16, 2020