petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company

Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.

by tian647 August 28, 2013

pettener

A Pettener is someone who tends to act clever, they also are compulsive liars and have a height problem. They will never accept an answer if they got it wrong because of their stubbornness. They also have a desire of collecting Tomatos and placing them in jars around each other while they sleep. Their final move is that they illegally download life starting from music to thousands if dollars to whole houses. The overall look is that they are regardless of mental disorders Mongino or as the Italians would say 'Mongolio'
Hey that guy is an idiot

Yeh he's a real Pettener

by DoctorDave January 3, 2014

petty stress

the act of playing or jamming out to your favorite Tom Petty songs when life's 'petty' stresses start to get the best of you.

You had one hell of a week.. sounds to me like you need to keep your petty stress in check.. now go jam out to *insert favorite TP song*.

by ceep October 13, 2014

Pettler

Someone who makes the habit of being sick after drinking and then pretending it's not them

Brian "Simon was sick in the bar but he's not admitting it. He totally pettled the bar"
Barry "Simon's such a Pettler".

by Dooooooooobo May 7, 2015

pettisville ohio

A school where a lot of people are related in some way. Weird teachers names. A 'christian' like school. People complain how sh*t the town and school are..but never seem to leave until they graduate. Very small school, the only school in town. Rivals- Stryker. Does not have contact sports.

Person: want to go out?
Person 2: nah we might be related. It is Pettisville Ohio

by LJohnson15 April 22, 2016

petty purse

A purse full of pettiness. When someone needs to dig into a bag/purse of pettiness to get their point across.

Well since she wants to act dumb, I'm gonna have to dig into my designer petty purse and take down my pics and report the pics she put up of me.

by Mia Split October 5, 2016

Petticoat Pie

A term used in the central United States to describe dropping your pants and defacating on the hood of a car, specifically a luxury car.

"I gave a petticoat pie to the driver of that Lexus who double parked in front of the grocery store."

by Clsimmons September 17, 2016