More often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the ass end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.
Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train Wreck."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."
by Buzzyfuzzsaw April 21, 2014

When the Dream Team loads up their rides with all types of holiday gear and deploys drops across LA County.
by Gugugu420 November 22, 2021

when engaging in sex, a man removes his penis when hes about to ejaculate and inserts a vibrator then cums in his partners face
by Carl D. Sanchez September 14, 2014

by Literally Satan February 16, 2023

How’s Angelo doing since him and his girlfriend broke up. -“ Seems like he’s on the salt train to me.”
by Billdy Bingbongs November 14, 2022

when a person cannot bring themselves to stop on-line dating--even when they are not enjoying all the frustration it can bring (while of course waiting to meet "the one").
Laura found herself busy with multiple dates that were rather disappointing. Yet, she couldn't bring herself to get off the date train and just take a break, or try a different site.
by synchrogal October 16, 2010
