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max albert

A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.
He is a max Albert. I can tell by his shity music taste.
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Anita Max Wynn

A term used to secretly reveal oneself as a girlypop, usually used by straight, manly, single men
Man, my alter ego is Anita Max Wynn"
by Anita Max Wynn fr January 1, 2024
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Max

A person who always lays up on a par 5, and hits irons of a tee when it is a driveable par 4
You can drive this par 4, Lets take the D stick. No i’m going to play a Max because i am a short hitter.
by Bighitter69 November 23, 2021
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max lobo

character from banana fish. very attractive. journalist i think
person 1 - "dude max lobo is so hot"
person 2 - "kill yourself"
by lobolovebot July 25, 2021
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veggie maxxing

“Veggie maxxing” derives from the term being a veggie - extremely lazy
josh: i just spent 4 hours watching reels
harry: mate you need to stop veggie maxxing and lock tf in
by wagwandelila February 6, 2025
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Max Bryan Collin Jones

Max Bryan Collin Jones is a man who has a really big, huge massive forehead so this word 'Max Bryan Collin Jones' means massive forehead
look at that guys 'Max Bryan Collin Jones'
by IlIlllII October 12, 2020
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Max

Max is someone who will make you go insane. At first max will make you feel special and loved but after he gets what he wants and gets bored he'll leave you for the next girl that goes crazy for him. You'll never get over what he did to you but you'll also never stop loving him and caring for him even when he pays no attention to you.
You:its been months and i still can't stop thinking about Max

Friends:he literally doesn't give a shit about you, you need to get over him

You:but i love him so much, i would do anything for Max
by Crackloverr April 12, 2022
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