Max

max is the best person ever. he has eyes that you could lose days in. he is the smartest person I know and will always come to a peaceful resolution where both sides are happy. he loves anything other people don't and tries to introduce them to it. you can always spot him in a crowd due to his hair. he is loved by everyone around him. he makes friends on the first day anywhere.

Person 1:hey have you met max yet?
Person 2:yeah, he is so cool
Max: hey guys

by DUDE 15 February 11, 2022

arguing with max

a argument u cannot win

bro i was just arguing with max and lost

by jaxsonmcquaid February 13, 2022

max felipe lopez

A weird ass dude who goes to Guatemala

Hey guys my names max felipe lopez and I go to Guatemala

by anonymous March 7, 2022

Max

A man with balls so big they sag when you are handy with them

Stop acting like a max

by My dick is as big as your cat March 10, 2022

Max

What is a Max?
A stupid ranga.
Things he gets bitches and is a playa but he's probably only talked to that person once in their lifetime.
And is also a gaming virgin, goes to school to then complain of a headache to then get brought back home and just starts playing games like the soulless being he is.

(Person): OHHHHHHHHHHH MY LORDDDDD, ITS FUCKING MAX

by Pablito Pizza March 13, 2022

Max

Max has a huge penis! He gets all the girls with a huge dick!

Alan: “Is that max over there?”
Alexis: “I heard he gets all the girls and has a huge dick!”

by Hsjahah March 14, 2022

Max

Max Is An Extremely Athletic Guy Who's Good At Whatever He Sets His Mind To. You Never Now If He Likes Or Dislikes You. Max Is A Guy Who You Will Be Lucky To Have Because He Only Let's People He Really Cares And Loves Into His Life.

Max is very athletic

by anonymous March 14, 2022