A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.
by Richard the first half of the June 16, 2016
Get the max albertmug. by Anita Max Wynn fr January 1, 2024
Get the Anita Max Wynnmug. You can drive this par 4, Lets take the D stick. No i’m going to play a Max because i am a short hitter.
by Bighitter69 November 23, 2021
Get the Maxmug. by lobolovebot July 25, 2021
Get the max lobomug. josh: i just spent 4 hours watching reels
harry: mate you need to stop veggie maxxing and lock tf in
harry: mate you need to stop veggie maxxing and lock tf in
by wagwandelila February 6, 2025
Get the veggie maxxingmug. Max Bryan Collin Jones is a man who has a really big, huge massive forehead so this word 'Max Bryan Collin Jones' means massive forehead
by IlIlllII October 12, 2020
Get the Max Bryan Collin Jonesmug. Max is someone who will make you go insane. At first max will make you feel special and loved but after he gets what he wants and gets bored he'll leave you for the next girl that goes crazy for him. You'll never get over what he did to you but you'll also never stop loving him and caring for him even when he pays no attention to you.
You:its been months and i still can't stop thinking about Max
Friends:he literally doesn't give a shit about you, you need to get over him
You:but i love him so much, i would do anything for Max
Friends:he literally doesn't give a shit about you, you need to get over him
You:but i love him so much, i would do anything for Max
by Crackloverr April 12, 2022
Get the Maxmug.