mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 7, 2021

Mudding

To go outside to a muddy area via a 4x4 and then proceeding to engage in anal with another man.

"Why don't you and your dad go out mudding?"

by Mudderextremist December 29, 2023

funny mud pee

Chinglish. It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Funny mud pee! None of these are real!

by vavavo March 26, 2020

Mystery Mudding

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.

Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.

by JBCB March 9, 2024

Mud Leg

The worst definition of a dirt leg. A Mud Leg will give up every hole and crevice on her body to either sex. Man, woman, or both at once for dope or heroin.

The cyclops bitch is nothing but a mud Leg she will do anyone or anything for methamphetamines or heroin.

by Jaded56 August 24, 2023

Manhattan Mud-Boot

The act of pooping in the shower and stomping it down the drain.

I had to poop but I was already in the shower, so I did it anyway and stomped it down the drain, the ol’ Manhattan Mud-Boot!!

by CableWrangler Guy March 14, 2025

Mud Pie

The act of pooping in a girl's vagina and then eating the poop off of her shit covered muff.

i gave my girl a mud pie last night. It tasted like shit, but it was the best experience of my life.

by BigClam_69 March 27, 2015