I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
by JB9903 September 9, 2016
Get the Redneck Showermug. The shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.
That shower whiplash had me streaking through the house... Now I have to explain things to my mother.
by ThrillingHeroics December 7, 2017
Get the shower whiplashmug. The act of defecating a very watery type of fecal matter all over the head of ones mate and/or friend.
by The Mustachioed Maniac June 9, 2011
Get the Native Showermug. by Tiger ducks May 31, 2023
Get the Patton Showermug. Jocelyn Vasquez a girl who likes to shower with ppl and let them record her naked and then calls the cops bc she “did not know about them recoding”she a whore And ask ppl if she can peep in there mouth
by YOURBFF123123 May 29, 2018
Get the Shower whoremug. by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017
Get the Legos in the showermug. A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.
by Fakakda November 1, 2018
Get the Sad panda showermug.