Internet

How the fuck do you not know what the internet is. How are you so fucking stupid.

James: My aunt doesn't know what the internet is.
Kevin: Is she fucking retarded?

by CheekClapper6934 December 1, 2018

Internet

The internet is your life

Person 1; Hey what do you do for a living?
Person 2; The internet.

by door man who eats doors April 15, 2021

internet dating

asking someone out on internet or facetime even if you know the mirl is a fucking sin you should never do it, be a fucking bro and ask them out irl ya herd? ight word,

internet dating, im not doing it on facetime, maybe soon tho

by TPFKadin September 11, 2019

Internet Stan

The equivalent of Satan with downs syndrome online, normally uses offensive memes, assumes genders and can't spell correctly

"Dude that guy in the chat is a fucking internet Stan"

by KAScorpion July 7, 2016

internet herpes

The term given to men by militajt feminists on random internet message boards when they disagree with what you say but can't make a concise argument as to why.

"All men have Internet Herpes", writes user AllHailToTheQueen when she can't think of anything more intelligent to say.

by iLoveBroccoll June 9, 2022

Internet Tapir

A person messing up everything when and after hanging around for days in the internet-

"Usually he is clean and has enough entropy in his life, but from
time to time he becomes a total internet tapir."
"How long are you in the Internet Tapir Mode, again? Your eyes are triangled, yet!"

by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 27, 2019

Internet Troll

Zen

Zen is an internet troll. (Not the IRL Zen btw)

by I hate trolls cause they suck March 27, 2022