Suffield high school

Suffield high school located in Connecticut is the definition of CT. Rich boys with mommy issues and rich girls with daddy issues. Suffield is like no other town where tabacco is as easy to access as nicotine. Literally in their back yards children will commonly go outside and eat the leaves of these common plants. Nothing like a good nutritional breakfast! Suffield is also well known for the obnoxious amount of tractors that flood the road during harvest season. Not being able to pass them is like annoying as yeah especially considering the police care about the tractors and not about me driving 75mph in a 35mph zone. Also don’t get on the bad side of. One officer will rip you to shreds btw.

I went to Suffield High School to harvest tabbaco

by Timmy_man_squirell August 27, 2021

Wakulla High School

A school full of small dicked guys, and small brained girls who think that being rude is fun and makes you cool. When in reality, it just shows how fucking stupid and childish you really are. So how about you grow up and worry about your fucking self because I bet you are worse than any person who is pregnant at our school right now.

Wakulla High Schools students are a joke.

by Fun Fag August 28, 2021

Springfield High School

Springfield High School is the place where the “y” in your nigga is invisible. instead it’s “our nigga” and all the females are hoes.

Guy 1: Dog you ever been to springfield high school?

Guy 2: yeah bro i dated this one chick but she was a hoe and wanted to suck my dick for a gram!

by AlienatedBlicky September 2, 2021

cotter high school

biggest school in minnesota with skyways and tunnels and with the best education out there

“you go to cotter high school, you must be rich”

by macenna anderson September 2, 2021

Zanesville High school

Zanesville High school has many ratchet ass people who either have a nic addiction or are in a gang.

Jerry- “That guy pulled a gun on me and told me to give him all of my jape juice.”

Jimmy- “Oh lord Jerry. He must go to Zanesville High school.”
Jerry- “Yea buddy, I almost shit myself.”

by fistedyourmom September 5, 2021

Bartlett High School

some school in the town of bartlett illinois in u-forty shit where the grades seem high but the students are higher. while a multitude of gangsters plague the school at first glance, don't be fooled, they're just crackhead dumbasses who think they're the shit from the "ghetto" village their high school is located in. finally just got their own fucking football field like 2 yrs ago instead of having to borrow from other schools in the area. typically overshadowed by their newer and more athletically successful neighbors, south elgin high school, made most notable by south elgin freshmen calling us "fartlett". however, while south elgin's academy simply teaches incoming poindexters how to use video cameras and become a valued part of the media, bartlett's S.T.E.M academy students either learn to develop and supply chemical methamphetamine to the rest of the school or build health-related and physical abominations in their workshops in their free time. although bartlett has its fair share of rich ass snobs and junkies, don't be fooled, their GPA is completely held up by the geeky ass engineers who spend 34 hours a day on quantum physics and their science fair projects. our principal is the only fucking soul in the entire building with school spirit, and believe me, whereever the hell he's getting his good, I wanna know.

and remember, we are bhs and we dream big, cock caw

Boy: Where do you go to school?
Girl: I go to Bartlett High School.
Boy: ha academy nerd! Least it's better than Larkin.
Girl: yeah yeah

by crunchycrispy June 4, 2021

Parkdale High School

One of the many high schools that has a drug problem.

Dude parkdale high school is full of stoners

by WatsonIsComingForYou November 23, 2021