nm, i should have stfu

when someone is trying to explain smth to you but you don't understand, so they give up cuz they are done with you

person: hey do you wanna go to that concert?
person1: concert? whos? when ?
person: taylor swift. tomorrow.
person1: oh but I have a project due tmrw and I think I can adjust but--(bla blah blah)
person: nm, I should have stfu

by myeongli December 5, 2021

Having the cake and coffee

When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.

How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee

by Vincekid March 25, 2020

Have you heard the joke?

a person who is trying to tell a stupid joke
(it happend to me of course )-:{ )

a: Have you heard the joke?
b:which joke/ no
a:(saying a joke)

by fed lem March 26, 2020

If you have a goat better tie it

Egyptian Proverb: meaning if you have something valuable (daughter) better lock her at home

Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!

by Shadraq April 18, 2020

yo momma is have big gay

it's when an autistic person tries to roast you and it fails miserably and after this happens a slap is very much needed

autistic person: "yo momma is have big gay"
me: *slaps him*

by davidsdefinitions April 20, 2020

who should have never been born

gingers

who should have never been born : gingers

by big boy movessss May 28, 2020

Having a visit

When you sit in your living room with relatives and just look at each other

Grandpa:I'm going to be having a visit a visit
Me:...
Grandpa:....

by Sparp_man February 21, 2020