French shitting

When you go ass cheek to ass cheek and shit into each other's assholes?

Did you make it with that bitch last night?

Yeah we were French shitting all night long

by 89023 July 22, 2017

French Bulldog

This Term would referred as Stupid, Loudly, Jerk, Meany and Stupid yet Likely Googly Eyes might have Buckteeth for Goofiness.

I don't know where it's French Bulldog arrived out there!

by Kostya The Wordmaker March 18, 2025

French Wall Sit

When one person takes a seated position with their back pushed against a wall much like the "wall sit" exercise position. A second person will then press there ass against the first individuals face, pinning their head against the wall. Then, with as much force as person two can muster, shit into the face of person one.

Don't work out in front of Jason, he'll give you a French wall sit.

by Gloopin the Hun July 26, 2020

Le douballs moi french

the act of hitting a man in the nuts with a baguette twice

I guess french people dont like it when i eat croissant with ketchup because after that a french man came and le douballs moi french!

by meppy schmep January 19, 2024

French cupcake

While docking using the foreskin of another man's penis for a pocket vagina.

Brad's supple and soft foreskin was more than adequate for prime ejaculation during a quick French Cupcake.

by Admiral foreskin August 10, 2017

French fry

The French way to roast someone

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: ur mom is gay

French person: Oui oui, (enter insane life-destroying French roast)

Random person: OHHHHHHH! THAT DUDE JUST GOT FRENCH FRIED!!

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: *Dies from the severity of the French fry*

by I've kidnapped your child August 20, 2023

The french pirate

One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:

1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge

"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"

by thegermanpirate March 18, 2021