According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

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Kinda like the I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ thing but with a different thing

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by _.vibe._ June 23, 2021

Fortnite No-Build Squads (Don't Fill) 2:00am Hawaii server

An expression of an extreme lack of interest

Person 1: My grandma just died and I have to go to her funeral, can you do my homework?
Person 2: Fortnite No-Build Squads (Don't Fill) 2:00am Hawaii server
Person 1: Bruh

by Samwise_gamgee2 November 30, 2022

pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do

a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?

by Sexydimma March 9, 2013

Don't pack a jacket

A polite and sneaky way to say "go to Hell."

Upon hearing of OJ's passing, I had thought: "Say hi to Johnnie Cochran, and don't pack a jacket."

by Sascratch70 April 11, 2024

Don't be screamin'

A warning or a threat to someone who might act out of line to keep your inside voice on or one will see what it's like.

"Mother Fuckers are supposed to be professional, look what you did to my wall. Take a look and don't be screamin'!"

by woolfynme January 18, 2009

Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.

Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!

by literal asshole May 25, 2025