Dick Cheney

The act of pulling out of a girl's mouth and blowing a juicy wad all over her face when she specifically said not to.

Tom forcefully pulled out of Betty's mouth, ignoring his desire to have her swallow his load, and fired off a mayonaise round onto her face. As the shock set in, he said "Sorry I thought you were a deer."
This is the proper way to perform a Dick Cheney.

by SuperFrickinAwesomeFoo October 22, 2009

Dick Silly

An extremely turned on girl, or homosexual male. One that is absolutely craving the dick. This person is going crazy for some dick. They need it and want it at right away.

I cant wait to get to his house, I am going to go Dick Silly on him all night!

by Bojangels. February 11, 2010

dick kegel

To contract muscles in your lower abdomen and dick to avoid pre ejaculation. Some of the same ab muscles can also be used for butt kegels.

Thanks to dick kegel, I can whistle with my dick lips and also use my junk as a power washer.

by MastaRiddle March 29, 2013

Happy Dicks

Were 3 people sit in a triangle shape and toss the next persons dick off and the first persons dick to get happy (cums) loses.

Shall we have a game of happy dicks?

by A.S.8 June 14, 2016

eraser dick

A guy who has such a nice penis or is so good in bed that it erases all the bad qualitities about him and you keep going back despite the bad stuff.

I keep putting up with his shit because he's an eraser dick.

by Survivors of Eraser Dicks February 19, 2014

raspberry dick

When you blow on a penis or testical area such as making a fart sound just like you would do to someone's belly.

I gave Tye a raspberry dick today. dick farting

by cum slut March 13, 2016

Telephone dick

A dick that looks like a telephone

Guy 1: "Whoa that looks like my dick"

Guy 2: "Dude, that's a telephone"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I have a telephone dick"

by Sonicpanda September 7, 2010