David

Sigma grindset, hustle never stops, money aint sleeping.
An absolute unit, sigma in every way.
The literally Thomas Shelby.
Rizzly Bear.
🚫 LGBT
🚫 Drugs
✅ Hella Bitches
✅ Absolute Hustler
✅

P1: You watched Peaky Blinders?
P2: Yeah, I have to say David is a 1:1 replica of Thomas Shelby

by GingerRizzler September 11, 2023

David

Circumcised. Slight lilt. Generally unseemly.

“I heard he had a David”

“🤤”

by no34 November 01, 2023

david

david will light up your life, his big smile is absolutely contagious and lights up a room. his fluffy brown hair and dark brown eyes make him so so attractive, and he’s so smart and yet still so humble. he’ll treat you like an absolute princess and act like that’s the standard. never let go of a david, theyre so so rare and you’d be so unbelievably lucky to find one.

i love david so much

by carolinaadeandrade December 11, 2023

David

A person who makes up their own definitions of what words mean.

Stop being such a David, that word doesn't mean that at all!

by PurpleMelon81 May 28, 2021

David

He really wants ice cream

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David

by Marker000 May 25, 2025

David

Ugly ahh piece of shit

4'1

cheats in wikipedia race

Person 1: You suck cock!!!
Person 2: Yeah my name is David, course I do.

by Sqirpion October 15, 2023

David

A woman disguising as a man. Typically going under the alias David.

Dude I didn’t know David was a woman

by The Penishole eat a duck hole February 05, 2022