lump sum donation

Ejaculating a load of jizz into/onto someone. Often times it is used in reference to lump sum cum.

I gave her a lump sum donation.

I'd totally give Jessica Alba a lump sum donation.

by The Great Brogan November 13, 2011

dont... me, bro

A mock of the infamous line, "Dont tase me bro!"
Usually paired with a picture.
The blank can be filled in with anyhting rhyming with "tase."

The captioning under a picture of a donut:
"Dont... me, bro!"
Filled in with "Glaze"

The caption under a picture of a fish:
"Dont... me, bro!"
Filled in with "filet's"

by njadams10 January 10, 2008

dominicans dont play

see ddp

im ddp look at me im so cool i think i can read

dominicans dont play

sit down you dumbinacan

by ediotor fooll your tight June 28, 2008

donatein

A cute loving boy who might have a girlfriend but loves you and will keep a secret for you, no matter what happens

Donatein is awesome and loving

by Natbuster April 17, 2017

the dohnut

when your done having intercourse with a woman you pull out and bust around her bellybutton in the form of and O

i was with your mom last night and i pulled out and left the dohnut for her.

by meistedurmom December 17, 2008

you dont look that bad

IF I GUY EVER SAYS THIS TO YOU, YOU BETTER DUMP HIS ASS. HE SHOULD BE CALLIN YOU BEAUTIFUL EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY

boyfriend :"you dont look that bad"
girlfriend: "i cant believe you just said that. we are over!"

by realassbitchgiveafuckboutani🅱️🅱️ February 6, 2020

Mountain Dont

A drink for the future. I will be inventing it so nobody steal my ideas...It will have a lemony, peachy, watermellony, orangy, grape, fruit punchy taste to it and will have (in a 24oz bottle) 10oz of vodka!

yo dude, that Mountain Dont tastes pretty sweet. May need to buy it s'more

by Magic January 22, 2005