cum crease

When an errant of ejaculant sprays and lands on ones pants and left to dry over night, sticking ones pants together.

Dude! Is that a cum crease?

by Olive but hole May 9, 2016

Cum Storm

A ‘cum blizzard’ caused when a male ejaculates onto a spinning fan

Joe: And for my finishing move i did a cum storm
Jack: damn bro, what the fuck man

by Multiple penis man July 26, 2021

Rhydian Cummings

A small man who usually has bi-polar. Bi-polar is common to females in this family. He is happy one minute angry the next. Dont talk to him because he will lift his arm pits and release a terrible smell.

You are being such a Rhydian Cummings

by Theo_nik October 17, 2020

Cum ball

The ball from cum. It is very precious for you because you have take so much time to do your stuff and curve it in to the ball.

Yo, shit did you see my Cum ball? I think I have lost it.

by CumBallForLife September 26, 2019

Cum Dumpster

When he busts a load straight into your pussy and his cum just collectively adds up-eventually becoming enough to fill a dumpster

Beth doesn't make him use a condom, she's such a cum dumpster

by Aj4629472919176/ July 26, 2017

Do a Cummings

To blatantly break rules, the law, or social norms out of sense of arrogance, superiority and entitlement, especially when you get away with it or face only tokenistic punishment, thus provoking disgust, anger and resentment amongst the wider public who are expected to abide by those same rules and punished if they don’t. Named in honour of Dominic Cummings, one-time right-hand man to British PM Boris Johnson, who during the first covid lockdown drove across the country from London to Durham to his parents, and made various trips in the local area, later stating these were necessary to ‘test his eyesight’. He kept his job.

Bob: I got pulled over for speeding last night, but the cop let me off with just a stern word after I told him I’m close friends with the police chief.
Tod: wow! Sounds like you really did a Cummings there.

Covid marshall: you’re out in public in lockdown without a valid reason and are therefore being given a £100 fine.
Average ordinary chump: ah man, if I was rich and well-connected I could have done a Cummings and gotten away with this.

Wife: I caught you red-handed in bed with another woman.
Husband: but I had to see another woman in a state of undress in order to test my eyesight.
Wife: don’t try and do a Cummings with me!

by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021

Cum and Tell

Basically beating your jimmy in front of the whole class and telling them how you're doing it.

Hey class! Today we will be doing a Cum and Tell!

by blaser5 March 22, 2020