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A beautiful set of cheeks that can turn anyone regardless of their sexuality.

Damn dad, your ass is on crack.

by dantesdad April 13, 2021

Crack-cut Denim

A type of jean favoured by middle-aged men. Consistently exposes ass-crack. Leads to Builders Bum.

“Hey Nick, what jeans you got?"

“Levis. Crack-cut denim."

"Yeah, thought so. You might want to give that bad boy a wax and a bleach before you wear them again”

by Buakk November 22, 2019

Crack House Friend

An intimately close kind of friend, not that you would smoke crack with, but that you could call and say "I'm in a crack house, and I'm scared for my life.", who would then do everything in their power to get you help or help you themselves.

Person 1: Hey, who's your best friend?

Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.

Person 1: Dag, yo.

by PsychoactiveEyes June 10, 2023

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“i diddt know i had to pay the “ne-ne crack” prace”

“tell me more about this “ne-ne crack””

by Rhonda Wills April 1, 2023

What’s crack-a-lackin’

Another way to say what’s up but typically used when talking to your homeskillets.

What’s crack-a-lackin’ my homeskillets?

by CiaoBella5324 February 12, 2023

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