Alex

An absolute retard. Is so dense that doctors had to make a new name for this type of retard.

"Look at Alex. Makes me vomit"

by Indigenous Clover Desk April 28, 2022

Alex

A 10 year old boy in 2018 who loves anime

He hates any girl called olivia and florence and reece and tyler and dylan

He is such an alex

by Alexleutyisahandsomeman September 22, 2018

Alex

A hoe that breaks ever girls heart. He is soooo ugly he looks like a deformed toad. He has a giraffe neck and he’s slow in the head. (Not like slow ppls tho) anddddd he’s annoying af.

Girl: I love Alex he’s the best bf
Other girl : what he’s my bf
Girl :nooooo
Other girl : he must be playing us!!
Girl: let’s kill him

by Softballunicorn06 October 11, 2018

Alex

A fucking unit

Almost as big as alex

by yourmotherslink November 22, 2021

Alex

Middle aged man who regularly partakes in swimming competitions. Usually can be found at the local swimming pool eating and drinking anything in the pool.

Sometimes he likes to go to the local school and volunteer for certain activities, such as arts and crafts and play time.
Can also be seen eating extremely fast, as if his mouth is a black hole or something.
Adamantly defends the facts the it is spelt "center," not "centre."

John: Yo, did you see Alex at the pool yester day?

Rames: Nah bro, I was typing qwertyipasdfghjklzxcvbnm onto my keyboard.

by FICKLEP1CKLES May 27, 2022

Alex Brenden

hamburger muncher

Alex Brenden the hamburger muncher is coming after you

by Dxrkkk December 8, 2022

Alex

A Young man who is a comedian who is trying to make a show with $1. One dollar and a Dream.

Alex is in a studio

by TheNamerighter May 5, 2022