An infertile and retarded giant. He is an unfortune to everyone around it and has the beefiest of sausages. I hate this man with my soul what a cunt.
by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023
he’s a boy with a kind heart, someone who will pick you up from the floor and help you walk out, no matter what he’s been through he keeps a smile and puts everyone before him, he’s accomplished and fights for the right things, he speaks nothing but the truth and will steer from the typical norms, jacob can make you laugh until you cry and make corny jokes, he’s courageous and determined but has a soft hand to hold and a string shoulder to cry on
by beanieweanie November 22, 2021
by Starflys January 02, 2023
always has a hard cock when talking to his friends because he is secretly gay. when his homies act sus around him he pre-cums. he also fantasizes about his homies.
by Daddy oofin November 22, 2021
Charlie:"OMG Jacob is so thin will be be ok"
Dominick:"I know right the wind might just snap him in half
Dominick:"I know right the wind might just snap him in half
by _Emily_hater_123_ May 09, 2022
He is such a nice guy and always checks up on everyone around him to make sure their okay. He has the hottest laugh, prettiest eyes, perfect smile with perfect straight white teeth, and always knows how to cheer you up when your sad or mad. If you have a Jacob in your life...keep him. He's something special. :)
by ayoitsme December 18, 2021
Jacob is really nice and hes funny name something goofy and hes like qwandaledingle. he loves to play video games with friends. alltho he can be savage and get intense and he will roast the shit out of you only if you get on his bad side. hes a gentleman when in a relationship and will protect you if your friend is named jacob your lucky.
by foxytime2345 January 03, 2023