Fukc u

I bad pronunciation of “fuck you” by Iyan Naeem, while having fun with friends

“Fukc u bitch”

by Kaemamma February 18, 2019

No u X2

When someone says no u,you deflect there ass with the no u X2 best comeback you can do

Alex:yo Kieron ur mum is gay
Kieron:no u
Alex no u X2
Kieron:*dies*

by GroovyGroovyGroovyBaby February 18, 2019

NO U

No its U

u giey
no u

by LoLBiTxD September 11, 2018

Wait till u see the test

Some phrase a teacher tell's a student especially in PE who doesn't do any work or studying in that class just because they know the work isn't for a grade. And thinks its just a period to have fun, play sports and talk with your friends etc. But in reality at the end of the quarter or whenever they have a test they will be shocked and wont know jack shit and will fuck up not only on the test but might fail the whole class as a consequence

Coach: Fritz you working
Other student: you know he never does work
Coach says to Fritz: just wait till u see the test

Fritz shouts: oh theres a test!!!
Classmate: yes dumbass
Fritz: its for a grade!!!
Classmate: yes stupid dumbass wake up and smell the coffee

by itsyoboifritz2004 October 2, 2018

no u wormhole

The ultimate comeback to no u blackhole

1: Hello mate
2: Hi. Btw dude your mom gay.
1: No u
2: No u infinity
1: No u blackhole
2: No u wormhole

person 1 instantly dies

by Your mom geiii October 3, 2018

No u

The fucking ultimate come back to literally every thing. Proven to deter any unwanted conversations.

Person one: “give me your money of fuckn die.

Person two: No u.

by Soviet Union fuk boi October 4, 2018

No u

A generic comeback for those who can’t find a good defensive counter-attack to roasts.

“Ur Mom Gay”
“No u”

by Wheres the goddamn bus October 5, 2018