I fuck with you heavy

What you tell your friend when their cheeks (alternatively, their "Gyatt") looking a little more scrumptious than usual and you just have to have it
Person 1: "Hey Jake! *ass bouncing as he walks" How have you been recently?"
Person 2: *Looking at Person 1's fat ass* "John, I fuck with you heavy. Give me that Gyatt!"
by KidneyCanceler January 27, 2024
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Open as fuck

When your best friend thinks a certain store is closed but you know for sure that bitch is OPEN AS FUCK!
Richie: man that store looks like it's closed...
NIKI: nah that bitch is OPEN AS FUCK
RICHIE:yeah I think ur right
by Lyno Richie December 12, 2022
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fuck buckles

An exclamation mark you say/shout when you fuck something up. Also could be used to throw shade at somebody named buckles.
Bob: Hey Juanietto, you got that tax return done for the upcoming fiscal year?

Juanietto: Oh fuck buckles! No, that completely left my mind. Let me get to that after I complete our annual analytics finished by this afternoon.
by FUCKBUCKLES January 31, 2020
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Twitchy Pecker Fuck

After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.
by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 12, 2019
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fuck test

An often abridged version of a shit test that a woman uses to determine whether a mate is worthy of a test fuck.
fuck test example 1. Alpha male: All I had to do to get laid was show up, dress reasonably well, demonstrate a little confidence, and take her to a half-way decent restaurant for which she paid. We fucked post haste all night long.

fuck test example 2. Beta male: I spent months treating her like a queen and never even got a hand job. Meanwhile, she fucks him (alpha male) on the first date. Fuckin slut!
by Dimebag Donny December 06, 2024
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fuck ass punk

a punk who is so fuck assy you just want to punch them in their face.
“dude did you see john?”
yes i hate him. i just want to punch him in the face he’s such a fuck ass punk
by 444faye July 06, 2023
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Megalodon fucked

When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you
"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"
by MegalodonM8 July 24, 2015
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