tom is a top g he has fluffy mullet and he love shirtless men he sweats at afl he especially loves mr linsell
tom has a big dick
by bigballs74 August 25, 2022

by Hytrons November 21, 2021

A boy who likes to play soccer. Smart, (wears braces), and can be annoying. He can act like a smartass but is a great person.
-Smart
-Annoying
-Weird
An odd one that he is.
-Smart
-Annoying
-Weird
An odd one that he is.
"I know you want it."-quoted from Tom
"What is he doing?"-sassy blonde
"Oh him? That's a Tom right there."
"What is he doing?"-sassy blonde
"Oh him? That's a Tom right there."
by RandomnessX379 December 5, 2016

Kissing someone in your family on the lips in a really awkward fashion making others in the room really uncomfortable.
by Bigjoe0984 October 23, 2020

by Slave Knight Gael December 6, 2020

by Smelly fat dildo October 4, 2022

A compulsive liar. The kind of guy who will steal your Pepsi, deodorant and crisps and your pen from your hand. The only thing he won't steal is your cleaning supplies.
Housemate: "Tom, are you drinking our Pepsi?"
*carbonated release*
Tom: "Nah, getting some orange juice..."
*carbonated release*
Tom: "Nah, getting some orange juice..."
by zfgfgnfahFS December 8, 2018
