National Masturbation Day

April 19th, national jerk off day for everyone!

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"Hey Brianna, it's national masturbation day tomorrow!"

by Gloul April 16, 2021

National Gay Day

The day where you can be as gay as you want👀🏳️ 🌈

Homo: Hey man you know what day it is?
No homo: No what?
Homo: it’s national gay day. Get ready for some gay shit!

by That gay girl November 20, 2019

National cuddle day

On April 12th you have to cuddle with someone for 20 minutes

Today is national cuddle day can we cuddle

by Moneymadesis May 24, 2018

National rape day

It doesn’t exist, dumbass. Stop saying it does.

“It’s National rape day!”

“No, it’s not.”

by anonymous July 12, 2021

National Head Day

October 17th, the day where you give or get head. Whether it’s to/from a side piece, ex, friend, or hooker, it’s time for some cabeza 😎

Hey Steph, it’s National Head Day, you gonna give me some suck??

by Eggs & Ketchup October 15, 2019

National Gay day

On Oct. 22 you can be as gay as you want

Lemme grab ur ass… it’s ok it’s National gay day

by myschoolsucks October 22, 2019

National head day

Its October 27 so have your girl come through and give you head

Yo that national head day was amazing

by Philip on deez October 26, 2019